The Struggles of Being Indecisive part two

No?

You cannot even begin to imagine my frustration if somebody asks me to decide something for them. In my mind I'm like "Buddy, you're asking the wrong gal". But I can't tell them that, and I can't tell them my decision. It's so frustrating that I start to have physical pain. Like suppose I'm out with friends at a restaurant and they ask me what I would like to drink? Normal people usually come to that decision real quick but I, of course, can never decide that simple thing too. The waiter looks at me with murder in his eyes.

Now if I'm such a putz in making small decisions, how would you think I would fare in a social situation? I'm almost in horror when I get to know that I have to go to a party or a wedding or something. I feel like digging a hole and burying myself in it instead of going there.

I don't know what to wear, I don't know what to eat, I don't know where to sit, I don't know where to stand, I don't know what to talk, I don't know which conversation I can interrupt, I don't know if any subject will offend anyone, I don't know anything. Period. In the end, I only end up standing in one corner, alone and doing nothing.

But I do have a plan for these types of situations. I simply stick myself to one person throughout the evening. I go wherever they go, do whatever they do, and simply go through the evening like that. If I stand in the corner for too long people tend to think I'm snobbish and don't want to mingle with anyone.